The Ants Go Marching 1-by-1, Hoorah! Hoorah!
I started noticing the beginnings of a sugar ant invasion about one month ago. Tiny ants were wandering around the baseboards of our kitchen, scouting around for some kind of fallen morsel to haul down to their subterranean, glossy black colony of wriggling, multi-legged, mini-monsters. I vacuumed them up with everything else, as I saw them. There were not very many, so I didn't concern myself with it.
The Ants Go Marching 2-by-2, Hoorah! Hoorah!
One week had passed, when I noticed that the determined little scouts had discovered a glorious offering, placed ever so conveniently for them on our kitchen floor. They assumed that surely it was an offering especially for them.
But, alas, that food was not meant for the ants at all. It was the cat food for our darling felines. So I carried on with my attempts at keeping their numbers down by vacuuming even more frequently.
The Ants Go Marching 3-by-3, Hoorah! Hoorah!
On a warm, quiet night, I returned home from school. I unlocked the side door and entered the kitchen. I figured I should check on the ant population near the cat food and *EGADS!* they had stormed the castle! Squiggly rows of ants lead from the baseboards to the cat food! And, impressively, they had managed to hoist 6 morsels of Iam's Hairball Control Cat Food from the hand-painted ceramic bowls all the way to the corner of the baseboard. I had to laugh. How were they going to get the cat food under the baseboard? They had not figured it out yet, either, but they were sure giving it the old college try.
The Ants Go Marching 4-by-4, Hoorah! Hoorah!
Then Keith gasped at the opposite end of the kitchen, and I turned to see what he had discovered. A second swarm of ants had crowded around and into our garbage can, where, apparently, an empty can of wet cat food had been carelessly thrown earlier that day. It was clear now that the ants were being just plain greedy. Out came the vacuum, and up and away went the intruders!
Then silence. What were we to do about the ants? Clearly, something had to be done. Keith and I discussed the options. Why wouldn't they leave us alone? What did they... want... THAT'S IT! Why didn't we think of it before? WE GAVE THEM WHAT THEY WANTED!
I grabbed a scoop of cat food, carry it out of the house and into the front yard, and I sprinkled it out by the ant hills.
There.
I dusted off my hands and went to bed.
It has been one week since we took to feeding these ravenous little sugar ants. And it has seemed to solve the problem! We only get a few wandering in and out, but most stay outside where the cat food is.
Our cats get to eat from their bowls in peace.
We are pleased, because the ants stay, for the most part, outdoors.
And the ants are acting friskier and are no longer gacking up hairballs.
And everyone is happy.